Putting up a Christmas tree and decorating it every year is such a drag. Why not just grow one yourself with decorations and all! Best thing is, once you’re tired of it you just leave it to shrink up and store it for next year.
How to grow:
Place your new Christmas tree in room temperature water and watch it grow. Within two hours it’ll start to grow and it’ll reach its maximum potential after 3 days, up to 600% the original size. Patience is a virtue.
When removed from water it’ll slowly shrink back down, but will grow again when placed in water. Like every tree, it needs some nurturing too.