This is boyfriend material through and through and you’ll never have to share the bottle of wine with him. He might be a bit red, but hey we don’t judge now do we because he is perfect!

How to grow:
Place your new boyfriend in room temperature water and watch him grow. Within two hours he’ll start to grow and he’ll reach his maximum potential after 3 days, up to 600% the original size. Patience is a virtue.

When removed from water he’ll slowly shrink back down, but will grow again when placed in water. Like every relationship, this one needs some nurturing too.